The Fix
Nov. 4, 2004
Morning Briefing:
Recipe for survival: The exit polls may have called the election wrong,
but the prescient folks at Random House's Villard imprint apparently
didn't. The publisher has announced that it will rush to stores next
week a book called "250 Ways to Make It Through the Next Four Years
Without Misunderestimating the Dangers Ahead, and Other Subliminable
Stategeries," by Gene Stone. The paperback, which will retail for $9.95
and hit stores on Nov. 9, aims to be humorous, yes, but serious too,
because, according to a press release, "after another Bush victory, you
are less likely to find as much relief from the subject/verb
disagreement, the invented words, and the general bizarreness of
Dubya's speech and thoughts ... So most importantly, "The Bush Survival
Bible" is an essential guide to help you cope and fight back. This
upbeat, forward-thinking, realistic book shows you how to channel your
anger in a positive direction." The book will offer advice on
everything from how to get involved in local politics and join
change-oriented groups to how to deal with "Post-Election-Stress
Disorder (PESD)" to where to defect, including " details about visas to
welcoming countries that Bush hopefully won't bomb." And if all else
fails, the book points out that things could be worse: At least we
didn't elect Ivan the Terrible, Pol Pot or ... Alan Keyes.
Blame it on Paris? Not only did the young people not show up to vote
in as large number as expected on Election Day -- some of the
celebrities encouraging them to do so, or else, didn't bother to pull a
lever either. In fact, according to Lloyd Grove's Lowdown, "Vote or
Die!" T-shirt-wearers Paris Hilton and 50 Cent didn't even see fit to
register to vote. (Although in 50 Cent's case, that may be have
something to do with the fact that he's a convicted felon.) Others,
like Citizen Change leader P.Diddy and the rapper Ludacris did vote,
the latter reportedly absentee ... in Florida. And Citizen Change
official Alexis McGill said there was nothing they could do to make
sure their celebrity supporters made it to the polls. "All the
celebrities' managers confirmed that they were going to register if
they hadn't already," McGill said. "We have to take the managers at
their word. We have no business checking up on them - especially
because none of the celebs got paid." (Lloyd Grove's Lowdown)
The scene in Simpsonland: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, who just
celebrated their second wedding anniversary, want you to know that
they're very happily married. "Our relationship is better than it's
ever been. We are absolutely not breaking up," Simpson tells People
magazine, responding to rumors that the couple was going through a
rocky patch. And speaking of rocky patches, Simpson had this to say to
"Access Hollywood" about her sister Ashlee's "SNL" lip-synch debacle:
"Ashlee is an amazingly talented person. She's already sold 3 million
records, which is more than I sold in two years. She's proven herself."
Who else has Ashlee's back? Eminem, of all people, who said he wouldn't
dis the younger Simpson sis because his niece and daughter are big fans
of hers. (Associated Press, Rush and Molloy)
Also: The new "America's Most Wanted"? A California man who appeared
on the NBC reality show "Blind Date" stands accused of rape and
kidnapping after his alleged victim spotted him on the show and
contacted police (The Smoking Gun) ... Bijou Phillips insists she never
snipped off the tip of anyone's finger with a cigar cutter. She calls
the rumor that she did so "disgusting," but shares, "I did hear last
night that it takes the same amount of pressure to bite off the pinkie
as it does to bite into a carrot," which of course isn't disgusting at
all (W magazine via Rush and Molloy) ... Dixie Carter nearly got
herself arrested aboard an American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to
Nashville on Friday when she made a scene after flight attendants tried
to prevent a man in a wheelchair traveling with Carter and her husband,
Hal Holbrook, from being wheeled to his appointed seat. A pilot had to
intervene on Carter's behalf. (Lloyd Grove's Lowdown) ... Patty Duke is
said to be in fair condition as she recovers from single bypass
surgery, which she underwent on Wednesday (Associated Press) ... Kelly
Ripa's husband, Mark Consuelos, has been cast as her love interest in
three episodes of Ripa's ABC sitcom, "Hope & Faith" (N.Y. Post) ...
"Jeopardy" dynamo Ken Jennings became the biggest money winner on a
single quiz show in TV history last night, when he took in $45,099,
bringing his total winnings to $2.197 million (N.Y. Post)
-- Amy Reiter
gossip of salon
http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/2004/11/04/thurs/print.html
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